so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan
^ and last but not least this guy obviously wants to be money when he gets older so yea
hope this post wasn’t to long
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
friends with overprotective parents
friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)
friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in every possible way
*INTERGALACTIC INTERNET HUG*
friends with parents
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.
How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?